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Spécial Zwaj : lahwal o lhawla

Hada wahad lhwal tzawaj bhawla galiha ila jit o do9it 3lik o lkiti chi wahad m3aya mathalich lbabe ja bka kaydo9 mchat bghat thal lbabe banou liha jouj mahalatch lbabe chwiya o howa yafra3 lbabe o howa yadkhol howa ygoul liha ghir 3la wjah had lamra li hdak ima koun khlit dar bouk  

Spécial Zwaj : mesiou...

Gallik hadi ouhed lemra mat liha rajelha ou hia tfreh hia tji 3andha sahbtha ou galliha malek ferhana galtliha hadi aouel marra ghan ne3ref fin ghadi....  

Spécial Zwaj : mrwah

Had wahed chibani ghadi 3la hmaro o howa yatlaka m3a wahed lamra hata hia 3la hmaratha chouia lahmar lah rajel o mcha lahmara o rajel howa igol lamra wallah hta chamha o hia tgol lih o nta malk mrawah ??

Spécial Zwaj : Negafa

Hadi wahed negafa darateha darssa, mechat 3nd tebib, galiha ina darssa darrak alalla, galetlih "haaaaaaaaaaaaaahiyaaaaaaaaaaa"

Spécial Zwaj : lmoudouana

Gallik hada wahed rrajel mda3i m3a martou flmhkama, iwa ou m3a lmoudouana jdida hkmo 3lih i3tiha ennass(1/2) dial lmanda, fach kan kharej min lmahkama kan frhan, ou houma ijiw nnass taysawlou fih galou lih "malk frhan ma3a l3ilm anna mratek ddate lik nnass(1/2) tlmanda" , gal lihom" wa rah kanete katddi lia lmanda kolha"

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Spécial Zwaj : 3witka oula lla ?

Gallik hada ouahed l'berkani tjeouej bent 3emmou! fllila lli radi ydkhoul 3la 3roustou 3tah 3emmou " bbaha" jouija "fusil" ougallih , hanta a ouldi, yla lkitiha 3witka ? khrej lcherjem ou dreb chi tbourida fessma; ouilaaaaa makanetch ... tekki 3liha " ktelha" ou hnnini men3arha!
dik llila, khrej l3riss ou dreb blbaroud fessma, ou nhar jaouej ktelha ....
"berkani ouach tgoulou?"

Spécial Zwaj : zala

Hada wahid dari darbato wahd zala wala ili 3ayit 3lih min mali darhom kaymot gal wa ma matat mah gal wa khoya mat khoh gal wa wakhti matat khto bka bah bka bah kaygol daba y3ayat 3liya had hmar inmot dazt wahid moda ohowa i3ayit 3la bah o mamat mchaw kaykalbo ilgaw molhanot ili mat

Spécial Zwaj : téléboutik

Gallek hada wahed rajjel koulla merra ki bri ydir dakchi m3a mratou ki goul liha jibi téléfone wahed nhar had lmra kan tale3 liha lkhra ou houa ygou liha rajalha jibi téléfone galtlou lla téléfone khasser ou houwa ygoul liha jibih oula ghadi nemchi n3ayat men zen9a ou hiya tgoul lih wa dirha ou tchouf ila ma7allitch lik téléboutik hnaya!!!!  

Spécial Zwaj : sbaa3i

Galik hada wahd raajel mtafek m3a merto 3la code mni kaybghi yen3ass m3aha kaygouliha jibi dik lmakina dyal lhsab okatfham hit 3andhom drari bzaf wahd nhar gal rajel lawaldo goul lmek tjib dik lmakina dyal lhsab hia kant 3yana glatlih goulih khasra ohwa yetle3 lih dem wahd chwia dazha lhal ohia tsift lih deri galih galtik me rah lmakina dyal lhsab tsaybat galih gouliha safi hsabt besba3i ha ha ha ha bonne journee

Spécial Zwaj : algnaza

Galek hada chi wahed kan radi f lgnaza dyal mrtou ou howa kaydhek swlouh nass 3lach katdhk galihom awl mra kan3ref mrati fin rada  

Spécial Zwaj : farracha flard

Hada wahad dari jeune bra yadzawaj,3ajbatou wahad dariya zwina,mcha yakhtab,sawlouh darhom fach khadam,ghal lihom kanbi3 flard,homa yzawjouha lih,kishaboh labas 3lih,wahad nhar kan babaha o mamaha ki doro f darb ghalaf homa yalkawh dayr farracha,homa yabdaw 3lih yak alkafar ,dhakti 3lina galti lina katbi3 flad(kishab lihom il vent les terres,homme d'affaire ),howa ygol lihom ,mali kdabt 3likom yak ana dayr farracha o kanbi3 flard...  

Spécial Zwaj : 3edi b chme3

Hadi wa7ed lmra 7amla b 3 mois w mamkhelssach dow 3mois ja 3enha mol dow gal liha a lalla rah 3endk 3 mois galt lih bach 3refti gal liha rah ntouma katkhedmou ldekhel w 7na kanra9bou men bra galt lih yak awld l7ram 7ta yji rajli w ngoulha lih gal liha iwa mayji 7ta ykounou 9t3ouh lih galt lih awili w ana ach ndir gal liha 3edi b chme3

Spécial Zwaj : mari furieu

Un jeune mari ki a des problemes financiers dit a sa femme: tu sai, si tu arrive a mieu faire la cuisine on vire la bonne.. sa femme furieuse replique, tu sai, si tu arrive a mieu faire l'amour on vire le chauffeur

Spécial Zwaj : nodi nti , w ila kano 3yalat

Hada wahed na3es howa w merto , marto hassat b chafara dakhlin l dar w hiya tnawed rajelha 9alet lih "node ra chafara f dar" howa yjawebha " nodi nti , w ila kano 3yalat ?!.."

Spécial Zwaj :   bot dial bara7 w bot dial lyoum

Galik hadou wa7ad l3a2ila 3andhom lkissan dial atal ma7ssoubinewa7ad nhar ja 3andhom wa7ed dayf. bdat mhom katkob lihom atayw mali salat daret bot bilbarad botw howa yna9az kolchi khdaw kissan dialhom w b9a dayf kaytfaraj mafham walou. mouhim , fi lghad meli kanou tayfatrou bdat mhom tkob atay ghir daret bot bilbarad m3a siniawhowa yna9az dayf 3la2 kissan bidih bjoujw gal lihaHA BOT DIAL LYOUM W HABOT DIAL LBARA7  

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Spécial Zwaj :   chwingom

Wahad chel7 kharej mratou,darou hta 3yaw machra liha walou,bkat katleb fih ,howa ychri liha meska dyal 4 dryall,bkat katndar tndar hta tger3at,howa ygol liha: Chbe3ti al 7elloufaa !

Spécial Zwaj :   Mkhasmin !

Wahad khayna mkhasem m3a martou,makihadrouch m3a ba3diyathom,wahad nhar bra yfik m3a 7sbah,mlli bra yn3as kteb liha fwerka :faykini m3a 7 sbah redda,lred lih mafak htal 12,ja ychouf lka hdah warka mktoub fiha:nouuud ra 7 hadi !

Spécial Zwaj :   El Moukhtar

Hada wahd asseid smitou al moukhtar ammou bghatou bach ytzawwaj houwa am 3arf walou fi addnia wahd anhar sarah ammou galliha rah man3rafch kif andir laddria galtlih ghir siel addam nhaer al 3arss adkhal 3la la3rouss bjanouihia atzabtat ou houa bdda yjrah fih ammou sm3at laghwat tallat min assrjama chaft almandhar tghal3at abkat tatghawat abzebbek al moukhtar abzabbek al moukhtar  

Spécial Zwaj :   Tayyebtini

3lash le3roubi kay sla3 lih rassou menn el9ouddam ou elfassi kay sla3 menn ellour?? Gallek el fassi melli kay koun na3ess m3a mratou ka t7ett yiddha f ellour diyall rassou ou katjerrou el3and ha ou ka tgoullou: Zid ghir shwiyyesh a sidi ahmed, zid ghir shwiyyesh. Gallek Le3roubi melli kaykoun na3ess m3a mratou kat 7ett yeddha 3la jebhtou ou kaddef3ou ou tgoull lih : Wa tta Nouuuuud a meskhout elwalidiiiine rak tayyebtini Baraka.  

Spécial Zwaj :   khoutouba

Wahed lbante foumha khaneze bazaf wahed nhare jawha lkhattabbe ou gallette liha mha mnine ykounou lkhattabbe mathadriche bache mayharbouche ou gallette liha wakha ou dazette lkhoutoubba maziene wahed nhare 9alle liha khatibha khourji m3aya ou mchate m3ahe galsou fi resterans ougale liha chnou tcharbi gallete lih ili kane houwa ygoul liha flanna wache hza9ti gallete lih la houa ygoule liha ou da ba khritti

Spécial Zwaj :   hamou et aicha

Hadi wahde lmara na3ssa maa rajlha f namoussia ouhia tjiha wahde moulati lala lhazka tlkatha ourajlha tkhla3 mli fak bda kaiboul 3lliha fakt martou ohya tgoulih ach hadchi a hamou? ouhwa igouliha 3lach masm3tich ra3dda li 3ad dazt daba  

Spécial Zwaj :   jomela fiha idan

Galak hada wahad el osetad gal la ttalamid dyawelo 3etiweni jomela fiha (idan) .... nekezat wahad dariya galat lih mama nadat sebah lekat tomobila dyaleha khasera idan ghada tameshi me3a baba .... galiha le ostad hassan jidan o men ba3ed dazo bazaf ...........howa yenakaz wahad lekasoul gal lih jada haza journal otale3a lekodeya o bima ana jada makata3eraf takera idan rada takhera

Spécial Zwaj :   nari 3la s9rame

Hada wahde sousi dima tadgoulihe martou jibe lbayde dima toujoure ouwahde nhare gale wlahe tanthala fi hade marati ou mcha l7anoute jabe 10 lbaydat ou galihe choufe tas3oude ghadi dirihome fi tlaja oulma ba9i ala bra3e l7lawi ou diri bihje sbou3e ou 3ardi 3la jirane ou dakchi li chat dirihe fi lfrigou  

Spécial Zwaj :   l97ba o l3robi

Hada wa7ed l3robi bra yrkeb f train o m3ah wahed bibi o mcha l kichi bache i9te3 lwr9a lih o lbibi o kalih mol l kichi maykenech tdi m3ak bibi kalih wakh o mcha o khbah t7et jlabto o rkeb f train o kanet kalsa 9damo wahed lbnet o kanet kat9si l9lya o tahtliha whda o n9bha l bibi maty9ateche rasha kalet n3awed nrmi whda o rmatha o 3awed n9bha o kaltlih lhadak yed 3cher snin dyal t97bine o ma3mri chet chi zeb kayn9eb  

Spécial Zwaj :   teka

Galek hada wahed a sidi m3amrou ma 3ref lbouta wahed nhar tzawej ou kaltlou mratou sir jib bouta ou 7chem ykoulha chnou hya bouta ou mcha 3end sousi ou kalou ara chi bout ou kalou sousi ou fine hwa khawi kalou la radi nechrebha hna
Al Istira7a



Al Istira7a : Malki jiti m3atla ?

We7id el bent jet m3atla lel madrassa. El mo3alim 9aliha l prof: "melki jit m3atla?"
9aletlo:"we7ed edderri ken tabe3ni meddar ta lehne!",
el mo3alim 9aliha: "Ewa, melli edderri wrak, normalement tezrbi machi tet3atli!?!!"
9aletlo:"Ach gha ndir lih?! howa llitayemchi bechwya!"

Al Istira7a : hmar et lgzala

Wahed lhmar tlaga m3a wahed lgzala ou lhmar souwlha fine khedama galtlih je suis manekin chez aigbelle ou galtlih ou nta ou houwa i gouliha je suis comersant chez javil  

Al Istira7a : bus

Hada wahed bus 3amer gher blhezza9a tla3 lih wahed rajel o sawal wahed lmra gal liha fin ghadi had lbus galt lih ghadi ykhra

Al Istira7a : skayria taro

Hado wa7d jouj kano kaysakro 9addam l mraya , chiwiya bdaw kaytiro , o wa7ad gal l sa7bo : ' ahiya wa7d jouj rah man sba7 o homa 7adyinna b 3inihom , galih sahbo nod nod namchiw nchoufo malhom , o howa igoul lih ' olla hi glass glass hahoma gadyyin

Al Istira7a : taxi

Gal lik hadi wa7ed lemra rekbate taxi gal liha fin radda galet lih geltha tal rajel b9iti ri nta basaid

Al Istira7a : rda3

Hada wahd kheyna rkeb fe lkar men tanja okanat hdah wahd mra mzewna katredda3 weldaha.lmohim lweld mabrachi yerda3. bdat katched bezzola dialaha okat9ol lhadak kheyna lli hdaha: hak rda3,la la weldi ghadi yerda3; hak rda3,la la weldi li ghadi yerda3...lmohim b9at 3lih hakdak 7ta wsal lkar rbat nad hadak kheyna o9al lhadak lweld: yen3al emmok marda3ti makhallitina nezlo fe le3raich  

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Al Istira7a : marocain ta3 100 3ame yoyad de laayoune

Wahad nasranu 3ando 110 3ame (ans) shabe rasso howa akbare wahad fl3alame !howa yamchi lmaroc l9a wahad charaf kayabki sawlo ,kallo chhal 3andak ! kallo charaf 100 3ame !kalo nasrani ooooff hada s3ire 3liya

Al Istira7a : hwal

Had wahd hwal rakeb f wahd bicala howa idkhol f wahd mrra hia tgol lih lahwal li waldak makatchofch howa igol liha hwal o mazgalch mok

Al Istira7a : harraga

Galik hado raraga radiin f wahd zodiaka chwia bdat kataghrak bih ja lihom roquan howa igol tfo tani mgharba

Al Istira7a : 7mar

Hada wa7ad l7mar dkhal 3and wa7ad l7mar sahbo;ouhowa il9ah dayir la photo diyal 7imar lwa7chi ouhowa ikoulo diyalman had la photo ouhowa ikoulih diyal wald 3ami tayal3ab f juventus

Al Istira7a : safariyates

Gallak hada ouahed lfellah-pour ne pas dire aroubi- bgha ysafer howa ou hmarou fel car . Mcha end lgrissoun gallih chhal tqtaaa louraq-les tickets- gallih anta 50dhs ou lehmar 10dhs . lfellah gallih hak qattaa jouj hmir.  

Al Istira7a : lhmar

Galak hada wahad dhiyach kbar howa ymchi ygoul mo mu walit hmar o hiya tgoulou mal mok kanti mohandis.

Al Istira7a : khotek?

Hada wahed chmkar ssawel ssahbou kalih:"khotek chnou ssmithom?" kalih sahbou:"khoti kolhom ssmithom Jilali...illa khalid ssmitou faissal"

Al Istira7a : boite vocale

Wahed boul7ya dayer fe l message d aceuil de l boite vocale:"lmarjou tark rissalatikom ba3d ntihae ssourat l ba9ara"

Al Istira7a : lmkbarra

Wahed 2 kanou ka ysskrou fe lmkbarra..jaw homa lboliss khalto 3lihom wahed hrab o wahed hssal..jaw homa lboliss kalolo"chka dir ntaya hna?" galihom"la.. ana myet hi tla3t nemchi l toilette o nrja3"

Al Istira7a : bhal bhal

Wahed chemkar ssawel chmkar lakhor sahbou kalih"za3ma daba nta fe nadarek..abd lilah zawa9 howa kho bouchta lfanouss?"kalih ssahbou"mohalch..yemken ssmyat ka ytchabhou o safi"

Al Istira7a : la raf

Hada wahed skayri chdatou la raf galolih"tla3 m3ana"galihom" allah yhfadkom..dar rah hi hna kriba"

Al Istira7a : lilt dakhla

Hada wahed khayna fe lila de dekhla dyalou gless lila kamla o howa ybouss fe martou jat hya katlou: "ma khassek walou men lteht??" kalha:"la.walou..o hta men lpissryat ykouno ssadin fe had lwakt"

Al Istira7a : bottat

Hada wahed lbrkanni chra depot de lbottat..howa yfarga3 2 bottat fe centre ville bach ydirlha lichhar

Al Istira7a : msska

Wahed lbrkkani awel khatra ka ychouf msska chwin-gom .howa ygoul"wallah ima n3ass had lila kbal ma nssaliha"

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Al Istira7a : farmsy

Hadi wahad lamra kbira kanat mrida ou mchate 3and la farmsy bache tachri dwa wa3taliha siro kaliha charbi 4 m3alik katlih 3andi ghire 2 f dar a waldi


Al Istira7a : ch3er

9alik hadi wahed lbent 3endha 3 dial zeghbat f rassha 9alet lssahebtha diriliya defra 3la 3 jat sahebtha tatdferlha ou hiya tirliha zeghba 9altilha laaa la ghadi ndirhalik ghi 3la 2 jat ta rtliha zeghba okhra jat 9altliha iwa 3refti chno ghi khalih metlo9 hsssen

Al Istira7a : fi lhamame

Galik asidi hada wahad rajel titsara felhamame wahad chwiya how yzlek ounad ou gal oppla ho yzlak marra khra howa ygoul hopla 3awtani

Al Istira7a : hopital

Hadda wahd 2 khrjou men ssbital ( hopital ) wahd fihoum brra ou lakhour tenbere

Al Istira7a : wahad jouj sakranin

Hadou joj sakranine f wahad villa ou galsine mgabline m3a wahad lamraya kbira f sala (salon) ou chwiya ou houwa it9ada lihoum chrab ou houwa inod lawale ou gal l sahbou ...wa nod chouf il a ba9i chi 9ar3a diale chrab 3and hadou li mgabline m3ana ou houwa igoule lih wa sir nta rad 3lih lakhor gale lih sir nta ana li galtha lik yalah nad ou houwa irja3 gale liha sahou malak ?? gale ra yalah nadt ou houwa ibane lia wahad jay 3andna manhoumm

Al Istira7a : lmsati

Galak hada wahde 3bhe 100 mliounr f tirsi mcha 3nd sahbou galou ach ndir bhad l flouss ; galou thala f rassak mcha howa chraha kolha casquitat
Skwila



Skwila : prof de maths

Wahd l prof dial maths sowale talamide :ila 3andak 100dhs o n9asti menha 40dhs ch'hale radi ib9a 3andak. wi goulou wahd tilmide marayb9a liya walou parceke jib srwali mat9oube

Skwila : ina ina ina

Hatchi daba fwahd el skwila la maitresse 9alt el talamid i goulouliha ouahd la phrase fiha 4 dial ina ou wahed el diri kassoul rfa3 sb3ou ou houa i gouliha " ina el ostadatout jamilatoun ina ina ina"

Skwila : stylo

Hada wahd somali mcha 3and mol lhanout galih 3tini wahd stylo khal (noir)3tah lih ja bach ijarbo wach kayktab fidih howa igoli chad 3liya hadchi ga3 makayktab  

Skwila : jeda

Hada wahed loustad (le professeur ) gal le les eleve 3etiwni chi hayawan ma3andouche senan .iwa hta wahed ma3erfo howa yenta9 wahed le kassoul howa ygoul lih jeda (ma grande mére) kharraz mbarek

Skwila : 3ajib o fechkel

Gallik haded lkasoul hazz seb3ou howa ycheddo klakag hit 3emro mahezz seb3o


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Skwila : lkassol lamkalakh

9alik hada wa7d lkassol odima kayan9al man wa7d lmojtahid sa7bo wa7d nhar kan 3andhom lfard odak lmojtahid kan tala3 lih dam o3ya fih dak lkassol mabach iwarih wassa3a hoya ydor 3anndo okhanzar fih ohiya takhraj lih dik tikita dyal teni dyal omaktoba fiha made in usa ochafha dak lkassol hoya y9olih hadik likant khassani ...

Skwila : tilmid ma 3amro haz sab3o

Gallik hada wahed tilmid ma3amro ma jaweb wala haz sab3o fhiato fchi 9issem. iwa dazet wahed 10ans wssal l lycée, galess f science swelhom l oustad wahed la question, iwa tilmid 3rafha gal ollah htta njaweb, fach haz sab3o chaddou "clacage".


Skwila : jrana

Galek hada wahd l2ostad rssam ltalamid dialo jrana f sboura w galhom chno hadi, hta wahd ma3rf yallah wahd kassouul fihom b9a 3lih stad stad ana, galo yallah aji w howa yji 3ndo, galo l2ostad yallah golhom chno hadi w howa dak lkassoul galo jrana, w jma3 m3ah l2ostad btsrfi9a w galo hadi difda3a machi jrana, w rja3 dak lkassoul lblastou w howa ygol lsahbou wllahila katban mn lb3id b7al chi jrana


Skwila : kassoul

Wa7ed loustade rsam ltalamides dyawlou sbardila ou galihoum ma hadihi?? houwa yjawab wa7ed darri mkallakh hbardila ou houwa ychaddou loustade 9atlou bl3ssa laradlih darri jablih bbah.gall bate darri loustade malk 7chouma hadchi li darti ldarri ou houwa ygouliha ra rsamtlihoum sbardila fsaboura ou goutlihoum mahadihi galliya hbardila ou houwa ygoullih l2ab malk chnou britih ygoul sbbate

Skwila : kassoul

Galik hada wa7ed lkasoul ma3emerou mahez seb3ou , galik talkher dial le moi 6 ou hiya tgoule l2oustada wa7ed sou2ale, 3erfou fache begha yjaweb hez seb3ou ou houwa ychedou clakage.


Skwila : à lécol

A lécol une maitress a dit a ses eleves si tout lmond aura 20/20 j'enlevré mes vetements...maleureusement tout lmond a eu 20/20 et la maitress a été obligé d'enlever ses vetmen et à la place des vetement elle a mis les fueilles des arbres...kan la cloche a sonné tout lmond est sorti sof un seul..la maitresse: pk tu né po sorti avc tes amis??? lélév: jattends l'automne!!!!!!!!  

Skwila : tobiss

Hada wa7de l oustade gale l talamide diawlo 3lach tobiss makaya9rach maziane ta wa7de m3rafe maygoule ou houwa igole lihom la79ache 3atiha dima l dorane  

Skwila : al madrassa

Daba hada wahd l mou3alma galt l wahd dri jib liya 3 joumal.Mcha 3and mamah gal liha 3tini chi joumla galt lih: sir ba3d mni ou ktab sir ba3d mni ou mcha 3and khouh ou houwa ygoul lih : superboy ou mcha 3and khtou ou hiya tgoul lih :yalla bina yalla.
Mcha l madrassa galt lih oustada finhouma l jouma gal liha: sir ba3d mni. galt lih chnou shab lik rask? gal liha: SUPER-BOY ou hiya tgoul lih : zid m3aya 3and l moudir ou houwa y goul liha : yalla bina yalla  

Skwila : telfe

Galike hada wahed le oustade deyale tarikhe wahed nhar telf l9awehe fe le 9arne 15


Skwila : kasoule

Hada wahed tilmide kasoule mdouble 3merate fe 9isseme wahed wahed nhar ja lemoftiche 3eyetle le dike tilmide 9alihe bayna a weldi mekerere jawbo lakhore mezbebe  

Skwila



Skwila : ousetade : yalahe legitihe zade

Galike hada 1 ousetade gale letalamide ressemo liya seka fougeha terane gadi koulechi ma3erefeche kifache houwa yeleka wahede lekassoule rasseme gire seka bouhedeha o wewa yegoulihe leossetade fine trane galihe lekassole yalahe legitihe zade

Skwila : 3azzi tikmi fddalma

9allik assidi hada wahed l9ism mbawe9 fih rir lmoucharib lkhouh.wahed nhar dkhal 3lihoum l2oustad oul9ahoum dairin sda3,hia hadik 9alhoum radi nssmahlkoum ila rssmtouli chi haja man3rafch chnou hia :nad 1 rssam banana 3rafha 2 ..3..45 nad lkassoul ohouwa yarssam lih na9ta hamra ,b9a tifakkar ma3rafch ,ou houwa ykoullih 3azzi tikmi fddalma
Skwila : ayna youjadou adhab

Wahd almalim dial alajtimaiat soul talamid ain youjadou adhab ouhouwa ky na3t fi lkharita ta wahd maraf nad wahad kassoul howa ygoulih fi 3n9 oumi wa fi yidi oumi


Skwila : lmochaghibine

Hada 1 l9isme tjem3o fih 3a lkoussala ,iwa w hia terssam lihom lmo3allima motallate ,w galet lihom chnahowa hada , o howa yhez lmakallekh fihom sob3o o howa ygoule liha 1dh harcha
Skwila : Lmo3alim f casa !

Hada wah hmida galolih,fcasa lflous bhal chtta,ohwa ynoud ossafer lcasa,m3a lhabta dialo men lcar,ohwa yalka wahd 20mille,hwa ygol wayli men daba nbdaw njam3ooo...odrabha brajlih  

Skwila : Garou

Hada waha al mo3allim gal lattalamid assmite al garou bil français howa ynakkaz wahad al kassoul howa y goul lih MARQUIZE

Skwila : sabo3on

Galek hada wahed mo3alima rasmat lihom sba3 o galt lihom chno hada..nad wahed lkasol gal liha sabo3on o chwia rasmat lihom nmar o galt lihom chno howa hada tawahad ma3rfo nad hadak lkasol o gal liha sabo3on


Skwila : Kassoule Bezzaffe

Hada ouahed addari Kassoule Bezzaffe! Nade dakhel li dar ou hia t'goule lih ammou (sa maman) finahoua kounache annoukate (carnetde note) ou houa igoule liha : 3titou l'samira sahabti bache takhla3e bih oualidiha

Skwila : ghir 3la seba

Hadi wa lbent jat en retard l'madrasssa. El mo3alim gual leha: "malki jit m3atla?" gualet lih: "we7ed edderri kan tabe3ni men dar tal hna!", el mo3alim gualiha: "Ewa, melli edderri wrak, normalement tezrbi machi tet3atli!?!!" lebneya galetlih: "Ach gha ndir lih?! howa llitayemchi bechyia!"

Skwila : kritina

Wahd m3alim bgha ymashi 3and almoudir ohwa y9ol lwahd telmid 9ayd lya ali yhdar hta narja3. mli rja3 o hwa ylka asmaa dyal talamid mktouba fi sabour howa ysawl lawl shno darti galih ana taht lya mistara o jbtha o howa ykaydni = ohowa ydarbou lmo3alim. ja3and tani galih onta malk galih ana dart mouraya o howa ykaydni = ou howa ydarbou lmo3alim. ja3and talte ou hwa ygolih anta ashno darti galih ana leht ghir kritina men sharjem ouhowa ygol lih mo3alim safi sir glass wahd shwi ouhowa ytem kritina tal3 men drouj mharass men rajlih
Hayawanate : l9ared

Galik hada wahed l9ared "singe" sakran, tale3 fou9 wahed chajra"arbre" o howa ichof wahed timssah"crocodile" o howa i9ol lih" kebarti a boubrays  

Hayawanate : dwida

Galk hadi wahed dwida tlakat m3a sahbtha o galtlih chhal f sa3a lkhra madthach fiha o hia tgoliha sahbtha :malk fik bnadm

Hayawanate : kalb

Galek hado 2 klab wahd maghribi o lakhor mirikani tlakaw f tanja o tssahbo.dak miricani gale l kalb maghribi sir nta lmirican o khilini ana f maghrib. men ba3d 3am tlakaw f tanja.o dak kalb miricani sawal l kalab maghribi galih kif jatek mican galih wa3ra ,nass zwinin,dimoccratia...o maghribi galih kif jak maghrib galih 3amri mahasite brassi kalb hata jit lmaghrib...


Hayawanate : l7mar

Hada wahde lahmar raba ach3are iwa amcha lamraya bache ichouf rasou iwa amcha abka ichouf f rasou ou gal: barab ila 3oude

Hayawanate : la casse

Galik hada wahed dari mabli b lgolvazour mli kaykon f dar bhal daba baghi yakoul kaygoul l mou lwalida bghayte wahed l kou ola illa kan baghi lflouss kaygoul l bah lwalide chi 2 kou mohim mbli bzzzaf hia hadik bah gale had dari mrid 3andi radi ndih ltbib mohim dah 3and tbib galih tbib ach 3andek a waldi gali 3andi kwari hamrin o hwa ygoul tbib l bah had dari khassek t3awed lih la casse  

Hayawanate : crocodil

Galek hada crocodil(timssah) wdoub w jmel tla9aw bdou nta3 ssif bdaw tayessawelou binathoum koulha fin radi ydawez sif bda doub galhoum ana ranemchi lcanada 3amera 3ssel welraba wa3era wmatayessed3ni hede nad jmel galhoum anji lmaroc sehera wchemicha bbbbiiikkkhhhhiiirr wja lcrocodil galhoum moi je pare en france!! galoulou 3lach la france galhoum parske les francais on touss une grande geull comme moi!!!  

Hayawanate : nmla ou file

Galik hada ouahd elfile galsse kay3oum ou ouahd chwia jatte sahbtou enemla galt lou asa7bi bghit n3oum ou ma3ndich mayou slefni dialk houa igol liha nti hm9a ana nslef lik mayou nta3i bache tous3ih lia  

Hayawanate : tbib srak a zite

Hada wahd tbib dyal srak a zite.kan kidaouihoum .wahd l mara kan dakhl wahd l srak a zite 3and tbib wou houwa tlaka sahbou kalou malk asahbi.kalou ana marchouch wou lakhor kalou wou nta malk .kalou ana msandal

Hayawanate :   boubrays

Hada sba3 dayer 3id lmilad 3rad 3la lhayawanat boubrays mahdarch galihom sba3 siro jibouh liya fine makane mcha eddib wrja3 kollo mfassal mcha lfil rja3 halto mcha nmer rja3 kolo damm sba3 galm had chi bazzaf 3la boubrays mni mcha l9a boubrays tala3 fo9 dhar timsah wkygoulih 3ammi hta hada m3ahoum  

Hayawanate : debban

Hada 1 khina kay9tal f debban ! dkhol 3lih 1 sa7bo sawlo : achno kat3mal ? kan9tal f debban ! ch7al 9talti ? 3 dkora o 2 ntwat !??? bach 3raftihoom a sa7bi ? 3 l9ithoom fo9 lbirra o 2 fo9 telephone

Hayawanate : Pirroket

1 khina kaydoor bant lih chi ktba f 1 jerda ! mamnoo3 dokhol perroquet khatir ! awah perroquet o khatir lah ita ndkhol ! dkhol l9a perroquet marboot f 1 chejra maktoob 7dah ! ma tfkkouch ! awah lah ita nfkko ! ghir fkko howa yghawat : wa ch3ayba ! ha 1 lvictime 3awtani ! iwa Bali

Hayawanate :   3la khal3a

9alek hada wa7id chaaaaref 3ando 7mar wé wa7d jro 9alek howa rakeb fo9 dik le7mar we kidrab feh zid zid !! we jro machi m3ahom chi7aja dik le 7mar dar feh 9alo baraka madrab jahowa 9al oooh 7mar kihdar we tekhla3 web9a kijri we dik jro m3ah jaa howa w9aff 7it 3ya be jri ja dik jro dar feh 9alo aba 3la khal3aaaa !!  

Hayawanate : le7mar by "la gazelle"

Hada wahed rajel 3endou 7mar o kelb o tal3in jbel. daba rajel b9a kayenghez fhadak lehmar hta le7mar tle3 lou dem o 9allou"WA BCHWIYA 3LIK A SA7BI" o houwa rajel ytekhle3 9al "AW LE7MAR KAYEHDER" o b9a kayjerri kayjerri 7ta wsel lrass dial jbel o kelbou tab3ou. fach ja lkelb 9al lih"WA KHLE3NA DAK LE7MAR3"

Hayawanate : l firanes

Hada wahed la soirée dial l firane(souris) chwiya dkhal wahed l far dareb trois kart ou dayrin bih 4 dial toubat kbar, wahed l fouyra galt l sa7ebtha: nti gouli liya chkoun hadek?wi hiya tjawebha: a wili ma3raftihch, hadak rah 3andou seb3at l9awadess f derb ghallef!!!

Hayawanate :   hayawatane

Hada galik lfik dayr 3id milad o3rad 3la lhayawanat kamlin omnin bdat lhafla jat namla kada9 ohowa yhal liha lbab galiha 3lah mwalfa kata9i yak kadakhli rir men taht lbab ohiya tgoulih bach tkhaser liya labatcha

Hayawanate : lhmar

Hada wahd lkissme kay ykraw fih rie les animaux wahd nhar
swlhoum loustad 3la lhayawan li kay hzou 3lih latkal nakz lkard galih lhmar ou howa sswl houm loustade 3wtani chkounhouwa lhayawan lmklh(stupide) nakaz lkard ou gal lhmar, ou houwa igoulih lhmar ila knti mdouble khalina nkraw  

Hayawanate : hawli

9alik hada wahad lhawli d3if fih ghir soufa w l9roun moulah hato lilbi3 wahad ja walad rajl howa y9ol lmoulah bch7al had lhawli 9alih b 70alf w howa ytlafat lih lhawli howa ykolih ph ph ph 3la kadba

Hayawanate : jonoun alba9ar

Jouj begrat kanou f'lhssida. wahda swlat loukhra:wash makhayfash bmarade jonoun lba9ar? jawbatha: 3lash nkhaf yak ana 3aoud

Hayawanate : kharmoucha

alik hada wahad osstad sawal talamid taw3o golo lia asghar hachara kayna jawbo wahad tilmid galih namla galih ostad hasan, na9az lih wahad kasoul galih la a ostad kayn sghar manha hiya kharmoucha sawlo ostad achno had kharmoucha jawbo lkasoul galih kayna f nif ta3 ddib ostad galih imkan kayna edan hasan jidan .wahad kasoulakhor tsahlaha galih ostad kayn sghar manha hiya garmoucha , ostad t3ajab sawlo achno had garmoucha tani jawbo lkasoul galih hiya likayna f nif ta3 kharmoucha.

Hayawanate : wa7d sra9 zit

Hada wa7d sra9 zit (cafard ) chra télévision mli ch3lo jbar di3aya dyal flitox howa y9ol bdina b l aflam dlkhawf  

Hayawanate : fraissa ou banana

9alk hada wa7d fraissa ou wa7d banana kanou kay t3ayrou banana 9alt l fraissa nta wjhk mna9at fraissa 9alt l banana ntina dayman kay 3ariwak f zan9a  

Hayawanate : dhiyyich kber

Hada wahed dhiyyich (ptit âne) kber ou houa yemchi kayjerri 3and mou, ou galliha: "mi, mi, wellit hmar!" ou hiya tgoullih: "3lach mal mouk kounti mouhandiss?"  

Hayawanate : dabanate (les mouches)

Hadou 2 dabanat barkin tiaklou oihd alkharya(hachakoum) kaltt oihda mnhoum kharya dial albareh hssene mnt dial elyoum
la deuxieme :ouili a sahbeti rahna tan naklou za3maaa!


Hayawanate : moul la7mar

Hada wa7ad jay man france jayab wa7ad voitur mercides wa3ra dayaz 3la lotourout dyal la3rayach chaf wa7ad kaydir auto stop gal m3a rasso ara nziydoh chwia .. ohowa i7bass ochaf m3ah el7mar galou anta tla3 mais 7mar dyalk non il lui dis que mon ane connais bien la route et px aller seul ,alors mol lvoiture demarra b 60km/h dar lka la7mar morah, zad flvitesse 120km/h ojabro mazal lassko , dar lmaximum houa dar ojber la7mar kharjlo lssano ohoua ykol lmol la7mar: "ah 7marek 3ya!!" mol la7mar jawbo: "3lach?": rad 3lih:" rah kharej lssano bela3ya" jawbo mol la7mar: galou wach mkheraj alssanou 3la liman ola 3la lissar.. galou mol auto 3la lissar(à gauche)" galou moul al7mar balaklou rah baghi idobal"
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vite fait : SLA3

DABA HADA WAHED SLA3 TAHET 3LIH FIKRA OU HIA TZLAG

vite fait : ta3lim

Hada wahd tilmid swlo le prof dialo gallo chno khdam babak gallo mo3lim gallo chno khdama mamak gallo mo3lima o hoa igollo o chkon kaysref 3lik  
vite fait : 8800dh

Wahad khaiina shra sbatt dial 8800dh o rkeb ettobis o3fsat 3lih wahed echarfa galiha rak 3festi 3la 8800dh galtlih diali a weldi diali
vite fait : la femme

Gualik hadi wahede la famme gualssa tate hdar m3a sahbtha gualte liha: sm3i a sahbti grace a moi rajli wla millionaire jawbatha sahbtha: o kifache kane mne kbale gualtliha : kane multi milionaire  
vite fait : Chalh o waldo

Hada wahd chalh hassal waldo m3a wahd bent f dar o howa i golih - dwi limak mn hadi l garo  
vite fait : 3in diab

Hada wahad mcha ichouf 3in diab ou houa ilkaha dayra les lentille
vite fait : boula

Galike hada wahed rajel jatou lboula ou mal9atouche  
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vite fait : tiflet l3az

Galak hada wa7ad n3as m3atal o howa ilka l7alma bdat 3lih!
vite fait : bnademe mkellekh !!

Galik hada wahed syed mcha 3end moule lhanout o gallihe: 3afak 3tini wahed stylo gallihe moule lhanout: kidayere? redd 3lihe lakhere labas rebbi ykhellik.
vite fait : dare

Galik hada wa7ed rajel dare ou houma i saknouhe  
vite fait : sidi 3li

Hada wahed mcha 3nd moul hanout galih wach kayn sidi 3li(l'eau ),galih makaynch 3ad khrej(moul hanout),  
vite fait : taxi

Hada wahed rajel ss9ram m3ah weldo braw yrekbo f taxi ,rajel sswel mol taxi galih wach wldi radi ykheless galih la , ywa galih di ghir wldi bouhdou  
vite fait : 3am

Galek hadou 2 mchaw lbher wahed 3am wahed 3amayen
vite fait : atrach

Galak hada wa7ad tibri i3ik bf l francais o howa mkalakh fiha. mcha daz 3and wa7ad sa7bo o ldar o hiya tkhraj kht sa7bo galiha wach kayan simo gatlo nn o howa ygol liha 3andak chwi m3a lfrancais gatlo oui.o howa ygol liha ahh bon ila ja goli lih ana f lkahwa!!
vite fait :   l motor

Hada galik wahed rajel bgha iseket l motor ou 3talih sekata  
vite fait : maticha ou bsila

Hadi wa7d maticha ou bssla ghadiyan i 9t3ou chanti ou maticha dima zarbana 9t3at bzarba ou hiya tkhamajha wa7ed tounooubila ou mchat 3andha lbsila ou hiya tgoul liha naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaari koun mchina bjouje koun drna chalada wili wili  
vite fait : top

Hada wahed rajel radi f teri9 o howa y derebou wahd l motor, rajel dit:malek a sahbi hewel(ne voit pa bi1);l'autre le repond :"mali a sahbi zgeltek".  
vite fait : fassiya f taxi

Hadi wa7ed lfassiya ma3emerha marekbat f taxi, wa7ed nhar rekbat fih, 9alha moul taxi: fine baghiya temchi, et hiya t9olo: yechwini fik ma2olthachi lrajli et n9olhalek ntina yalbhel.
vite fait : tsata....

Galik hada wahd kan mtaki 3la dar chouka w hiya tdgou fdahrou  

vite fait : lmkllakh

Hada wahd hmida lka garro tayeh fl ard hezzou ou hat 1 dh
vite fait : jé7a et lagmale

Galik hada jé7a jamais d la vie dialo dawach wa7ad nhar 7aydolo razza l9aw fo9 rasso lagmale tayssali (priére) salate listis9a2.(demande de pluie).
vite fait : tsabi7

Hada wa7ed kla(mangea) spaguetti m3a l7ammas howa yekhra tassbi7  
vite fait : somalia

Gal lik hadi wa7ed somalia klate jlbana ou houwa y9tlha baha.3lach??7ite s7abou wach 7amla  
somali:
wa7ed somali baghi i3ik 3la ahabto howa ykhra kharya
vite fait : la3roubi

Galik hada wa7d rrajl howa w marto wldo ou ma3rfouch wach wld wlla bnt yak,ou hoa ina99az rrajl ou howa igollihom:ila ghowttat rah bnt wila ghwwt rah wld  

vite fait : lmochkila

Hada wa7ad bgha i7al wa7ad lmochkila hwa i fourha


vite fait : lhwal

Galik hada wahd lhwal khdam fljayche odaroh flkassefe al3achwai