sss: xxx
twinny 2: soz bout that www.sthelensscooterclub.weebly.com
bags: just popped in for a look about, ye av put www dash instead of www dot on new address so link wont work below cheers
twinny 2: hi ppl we have a new web site because this site will not let us log on and thats y their is no new pics on the new site is under construction its www,sthelensscooterclub.weebly.com
Mrs Fish: Chips get to bed now !!
Mr. Chips: Schizophrenia (pronounced /ˌskɪtsɵˈfrɛniə/ or /ˌskɪtsɵˈfriːniə/), from the Greek roots skhizein (σχίζειν, "to split") and phrēn, phren- (φρήν, φρεν-; "mind") is a psychiatric diagnosis that describes a mental disorder characterized by abnormalities in the perception or expression of reality. Distortions in perception may affect all five senses, including sight, hearing, taste, smell and touch, but most commonly manifest as auditory hallucinations, paranoid or bizarre delusions,
the real speaky: recently deceased im not ugly well not when i stand between rob + col i dont know who one true speaky is but he cant be a member of st helens spelling a big word like that
ONE TRUE SPEAKY: I love schizophrenia don't we!!!!!!!!
Recently Deceased: The real speaky is this the ugly one with the goaty
Recently Deceased: Rocky has forgot that the specials are playing Dublin that night he has sometimers and forgets this
the real speaky: very funny cowboy you must av summut to do with oggy ? hang on cowboy,roofer, oggy you see were im going with this
Mark: Rocky you could bunk in with me and the missus if she were going,but it looks like you'll have to rough it with me and the twins
cowboy: whos the realspeaky and has he got any gigs cumin up
cowboy: hi boys and rocky wot u all up 2any 1 goin 2morcambe
Rocky: sorry Mark xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Rocky: Mark any chance i can bunk in with you and your misses in Morcambe now have a good think about it before you answer it
nessie: WHO THE FUCK IS MASSO????
Masso: Who the feck is Speaky?
the real speaky: ha ha very funny you shower of b~~~~~ds
Can you see the real: me, can ya!, can ya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The true Speaky: I can't believe there are 3 imposters now, how can I stop it please
really real speaky: There are two imposters on this site who keep using my name is there a way to ban them ??
the real speaky: someone keeps using my name on your site think its rob ross is there any way to ban him ?
Speaky: Hi guys, any 1 know good digs in Morcambe?
sid: fishing trip , recon ill catch the biggest >>>
Mark: FORGET RODS ! Some how we need to beach the mother f~*ker
Rocky: id be up for it Mark is there many goin from OUR Scooter Club and if im goin Mark we should all bring our Fishing rods or should i say our Shit Rods and see if we can real nessie in or at least guide him to were he came from
Mark: Is More cambe still on the cards Brian
sid: can i ride the wooly mammoth PLSSSSS ... heard he came on this site somtimes
smiroff: ohhhh is it ice age bagski being sid :-)
THE SHERIFF: IS THIS SITE ON MELT DOWN ?
Guest: I am selling my PX125, 05 reg, on ebay. A great looking scooter. Take a look.
Rocky: Mark im very tempted to go to morcambe
willy: oii Elepahant Man least i get to use mine. yours is just keept in its zoo
nessie: well someone has to dad kiss your elephant that.
Rocky: I was just looking true the pictures of the isle of wight 09 who the fuck is that in the last pic showing of what God gave t him you poor man after seeing that photo ive just gave my Elephant a Kiss
just me: ha ha ha sheriff ..love it ...so conclusions are??? TRUE OR UNTRUE thats the question !
THE SHERIFF: After 2 days looking at dodgy photographic evidence the scooter detectives hre now realising they have been allocated a shit job
Rocky: nessie is 100% Fact we have witnesses that were there the day nessie was born or should i say come to shite sorry light i believe there is a photo or 2 knocking around of my nessie so Mr Sheriff you can put that Rumour to rest about nessie being fiction and nessis is more shit than youl ever be Mr Sheriff
a57sc: tickets now on sale for our xmas doo on 5th dec, give us a shout if you need any.
THE SHERIFF: STOP PRESS........... Some un- seen footage of Nessie has come to light over the past 24 hrs , and i believe the scooter rally authorities are trying to prove the authentisity .IS NESSIE FACT OR FICTION ? STAY TUNED!
nessie: happy birthday to you daddy, you are so right no sea ocean lake will get me im strong like the titanic ill never fo down, unlike you daddy ive heard you do go down well for a short while, ive been dancing with dolphins *anking with whales and had a fantastic time with a few mermaids ive cum across well ill keep in touch daa ..its just hard to find a internet cafe in the middle of tha atlantic, looking forward to meeting my sister soon love ya daddy lifes just great x
kimberley: well Rocky theres a few books id like to read to you but not to be told on this site ha ha ..and your 1 of the reasons im now hooked on the scooter scene .. the other reasons are the drink the fun the partys the laughs the errrr etc etc ha ha .. but yes a iclke bit of you 2 ..well i hope you had a fine day....btw Lucy sends her love xx
Rocky: Kimberley its people like you that keeps me in the scooter seen reading the last message you put up was like reeding something out of a book and i can tell it was said straight from the hart un like Bucking Recently Decessed i bet he has one of them spelling things to help write messages and up nessie
kimberley: dont worrie about ur age rocky its just a number and ur has old has u feel and i can say last week u felt at least 8 yrs younger ha ha ha have a good day sex machine...btw im only being nice cause its ur bithday ohh and ur a stud ha ha xxxx
Recently Deceased: you old fucker I know what I can get you pampers Happy birhtday
kimberley: happy birthday rocky xxx ill give u a pressie i wouldnt worrie about having 2 carry it though xxxxx mawahhh btw u dont look a day over 45 xxxxxx
Rocky: Yous are not goin to believe this but i am 46 TODAY so Please if yous are getting me a present please make sure i can carry it on me Scooter my fellow scooterst
A FRIEND: WELL SAID ROCKY POWER TO THE NESSIE AND HES SAFE RETURN !!
Rocky: i have yous no nessie was more than a piece of shit if yous only knew what went into makeing such a perfect piece of shit sorry nessie i would be here all nite telling yous and il alsow have you no there is not an ocean on this planet that nessie is floating around in would come close to brakeing up my nessie so i would like everyone to embrace and hope for the safe return of OUR nessie in the forseen future exp those who is closes to nessie like mark mike and of course big infact huge brian