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Nobody is perfect. I am Nobody. Therefore I am perfect.

It's only funny until someone gets hurt...then it's hilarious.

When all is said and done more is said than done.

A coward dies a thousand deaths, a soldier just dies the once

Every year more than 2500 left handed people are killed from using right handed products.

Never apologize for saying what you feel. It's like apologizing for being real.

Isn't it scary to know what doctors do for a living is called "practice"?

The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up.

My mother told me never talk to strangers. That's why I never talk to myself anymore.

I knew that something was wrong when my imaginary friends would not play with me.

I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other, and when I am alone I am together.

"Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted."

A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

A wise monkey never monkies with another monkey's monkey

All generalizations are false

Always tell the truth, even when you lie

Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one

Be The Change You Wish To See

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

A day without sunshine is like... night.

Everybody's different. Some people look like cows, others look like aliens. Everybody's different.

One by one penguins steal my sanity.

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the net and he won't bother you for weeks.

But I ask, if I think not, am I not? I think not... Don't you think?

I'd rather spend one minute holding you...than a lifetime knowing I never could

Life is 4 living, Love is for giving!

Love is like a quicksand, the deeper you fall in, the harder it is to get out!

When tears flow in your eyes... Always remember two things: I'm here and I care

A memory lasts forever, never does it die. True friends stay together and never say goodbye!

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect.

I'd like a diamond, I'd like some gold, I'd like a pearl, Because I'm daddy's little girl :)

A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.

I wish I were you so I could be friends with me.

Always smile even if it's a sad smile because sadder than a sad smile is the sadness of not knowing how to smile.

I'm the guy your parents told you to be carefull of!

Your pretty face is going to hell

cry me a river, build me a bridge, now do me a favour and jump off!

Lifes sucks.. Then you die!

You think too hard, it hurts my ears!

Don't look at me in that tone of voice!

Why is life so ugly!

Ur Love is the source of my energy

Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful person!
Without you here, the days are lonely

U wErE tHe SuN tHaT bRiGhTnEs My DaY..(L)..nOw WhO's GoNnA wIpE mY tEaRs AwAy

I'm the guy your parents told you to watch out for!

Wanted by many taken by none lookin at some waitin for one

Its better to lose a lover than love a loser

Love is like war easy to start, hard to end, Impossible to forget

Good. Better. Best. Never let it rest, 'til your good is Better and our better is BEST!

Gone haunting. Will return at midnight.

I witch you a Happy Halloween.

Trick or Treat. Smell my feet. Give me something good to eat.

Trick or Treat. Be so sweet. Give me something good to eat.

Trick or Treat! Give me something good to eat. Give me candy. Give me cake. Give me something sweet to take!

Just hanging out with my ghoul friends.

Time for a coffin break.

Have a bootiful Halloween.

I love being witchy

Which witch are you?

What do you call a nervous witch? A twitch

what do you call a vampire ghost who has children? A transparent

Why did dracula have to take medicine? To cure his coffin

Q: How does a monster cure a sore throat? Gargoyling

What do ghosts love to have for desert? Iced screams

What is a vampire's favourite fruit? Necktarines

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts.

Why are skeletons calm? Because nothing gets under their skin!

Forget the ghosts... beware of me!

You're so boooo-tiful!

Blood donors needed. See the Count.

Broom Parking - 5 cents

What do you call a skeleton doctor? Bones!

Ghosts have real spirit.

Halloween is a real treat.

The sky is blue, the grass is green, may we have our Halloween

Which day do monsters eat people? Chewsday

what is a ghosts favourite fruit? Boonanas

What is a skeleton's favourite vegetable? Marrow

What is a monster's favourite bean? A human bean

What is a monster's favourite desert topping? Whipped scream

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Everyone's entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the privilege

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend/girlfriend thinks so

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception

Your so ugly they put your picture on the airline sick bag

I dream about a monster, about you!

The only driving you've done all day is driving me crazy

I'd smack you but shit splatters!

I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying?

Just because you're stupid doesn't mean I'm lying

Your village called, their idiot is missing

Wanna get laid? Crawl up a chicken's ass and wait!

If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister?

Recommended for you: "Windows For Dummies"

I've had fun before. This isn't it

Welcome to loserville. Population: you

I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can diet

Harrasing me about my smoking may be hazardous to your health!

I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying?

It's not that I am anti-social. I just don't like you .

I know your sorry, now apologize!

I'd smack you but shit splatters!

Nobody is perfect. I am Nobody. Therefore I am perfect.

It's only funny until someone gets hurt...then it's hilarious.

When all is said and done more is said than done.

A coward dies a thousand deaths, a soldier just dies the once

Every year more than 2500 left handed people are killed from using right handed products.

Never apologize for saying what you feel. It's like apologizing for being real.

Isn't it scary to know what doctors do for a living is called "practice"?

The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up.

My mother told me never talk to strangers. That's why I never talk to myself anymore.

I knew that something was wrong when my imaginary friends would not play with me.

I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other, and when I am alone I am together.

"Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted."

A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

A wise monkey never monkies with another monkey's monkey

All generalizations are false

Always tell the truth, even when you lie

Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one

Be The Change You Wish To See

(Front Bumper) If you can read this, I didn't hit you hard enough.

24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ... coincidence? I think not

>> I am nobody, no body is perfect, therefore i am perfect! ;)

A miserable person is one who truly enjoys a fart but can't

After working here, I now realize that "Dilbert" is not a comic strip. It's a documentary

An answer to that nagging question............... I let the dogs out!

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire hius work

As long as my boss pretends that I'm earning much, I'm pretending that I work hard

Be a Minimalist. It's the least you can do

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife

Can I get your picture? I collect nature disasters

Coffee, Chocolate, Men - some things are just better rich

Damn right I'm good in bed i can sleep for hours!

Just because you aren't paranoid doesn't mean they're not after you.

Last night I was looking up at the stars wondering... Where the heck is my ceiling!

If life gives you lemons, throw them at some one!

Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later

Moblie phones are the only subject on which men boast about who's got the smallest

I Dont Like The Drugs, But The Drugs Like Me

Trying is the first step towards failure

If you hate me, I love you too. It ain't my fault I'm better than you

Fat people are harder to kidnap

If electricty comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

The funny thing about Common sense is that it's not very common

Save a horse, ride a Cowboy!

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people

I'm fat, but your ugly. I can diet

I'm cool, I'm ....I'm everything you're not

I have lost my phone number, can I have yours?

A friend will bail u out of jail, but a best friend will be there with u saying, Damn that was fun!

Sometimes I wish I were you, just so I could be friends with me

One night the moon said to me, if love makes you cry why dont you leave your lover. I looked back at moon and said would u ever leave your sky

I'm in a good mood don't ruin it by chatting (BRB)

The more I learn, the more I forget. So why would I learn?

:S When I first talked to you, I was afraid to hold u, when I held u, I was afraid to love u, now that I love you I am afraid to lose you! :S

(L) Love is like quicksand… the deeper you fall in the harder it is to get out!(L)

Love is like sand if you hold on too tight it might slip away

Diamond was just a coal that did well under perssure

My calculations are U+ME=US!

(B) Don’t drink and drive you could spill your drink! (B)

The rich get richer and the poor get children

Take my advice...I don't need it anyways

Love me ore leave me. Hey! Where's everybody going??

I can't wait to see how you look when I'm naked

Why are boxing rings square?

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Life is one of those things that most of us find very difficult to avoid

A honest person is someone you could play checkers with over the phone

Why are things typed up but written down?

Why do we say bye bye but not hi hi?

We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse

What is a male ladybug called?

Who tastes the dog food to know it has new and improved flavour?

Wouldn't it be ironic to die in the living room?

More and more of our imports come from overseas...

If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

Why are boxing rings square?

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

How do we know Humpty Dumpty is an egg, if it doesn't say the word egg in the nursery rhyme?

Some people say "shoot" instead of "shit." They can't fool me, man. "Shoot" is "shit" with two o's

How do you know if honesty is the best policy unless you've tried some of the others?

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